Friday, August 22, 2008

OK, so is IGGY in vegas this weekend?

LINKY



We are looking for height-challenged female(s) (as in midget, dwarf, munchkin, little person, just don't know the correct non-offensive terminology) to help run our fantasy football draft. We will be 10 males in a suite at the Mandalay Bay drafting for four hours on August 23th starting sometime in the late afternoon.

Your duties will be to make sure none of us run out of frosty beverages, to keep track of players taken on an oversized draft board (step stool included), and to wrestle under a glass table while either partially clothed or not clothed at all (this is why we would prefer more than one of you). Bonus points if you know something about football, know how to mix drinks, and enjoy making sure everyone is having a good time. We promise we will not degrade you by using your head for a coaster, nor will we expect any special favors as we value professionalism over anything.

Last year when I posted this ad we received an offer from a female who simply had no legs, which I determined to be cheating. So please, only true little people apply.

If interested, please respond by Friday. And don't worry about bringing anything as we will supply beverages, glass table, and rainbow with pot of gold.

Unfortunately we can not meet in Vegas for my fantasy football league. Join ANYWAY!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Play Fantasy Football!

I've moved the draft to 9/2 at 9:30 in order to get some more folks. We now have 8 signed up. The league will take up to 12... so join now you slackers!!!!


You have been invited to join 23skidoo's custom league in Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football.

In order to join the league, follow the link above or go to game front page, click the "Sign Up Now" or "Get Another Team" button and follow the links to "Join a Custom League". When prompted, enter the League ID# and password below.

League ID#: 353094
Password: poker

'take that smarty pants!'


Play Fantasy Football!

I've moved the draft to 9/2 at 9:30 in order to get some more folks. We now have 8 signed up. The league will take up to 12... so join now you slackers!!!!


You have been invited to join 23skidoo's custom league in Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football.

In order to join the league, follow the link above or go to game front page, click the "Sign Up Now" or "Get Another Team" button and follow the links to "Join a Custom League". When prompted, enter the League ID# and password below.

League ID#: 353094
Password: poker

'take that smarty pants!'


Monday, August 11, 2008

Weekend Wrapup

Hey there kiddles!

I haven't pumped one of these out in a while, so what the hell.

Friday night was my monthly game in the hood. I had a slight scare when I couldn't get into the clubhouse at first. Something was fishy with our 'awesome' new card key system and no one could get in. I called the wife, since she is on the board and she came up and tried to get into the hide-a-key, but that wasn't working either. Finally she had the bright idea of getting a key fob from the lifeguard and it worked flawlessly.

We got the $20 tourney started around 8:30 and played down to 2 players who split. Butch came down to show the n'hood donks how disciplined tight play can win. Even though my 56c sucked out on his KK when I was getting short.

We followed that up with a 1/1 $100 max rotation of OH/8 and NLH. I completely obliterated the table and ended +300 after dropping some cash in the donk wild card games that JewFro likes to play.

Saturday morning came early as the wife had to go take a test and I was working on about 5 hours of sleep and a 12 pack of beer. YAY. MasterP had a baseball tryout for the travel baseball team. His first at bat he got plunked in the left elbow, and that pretty much killed his tryout. He gutted through pitching (not well) for an inning and made it to bat for another try, in ovbious pain.

I'm not sure how these coaches evaluate 9-10 year old talent...I'm really glad I don't have to. regardless of weather he makes the travel team, he'll be signed up for Fall Ball. The kid has an insatiable thurst for playing any sports and to my great satisfaction he is a good ball player and loves watching it too.

We had the Olympics on for the a couple hours when we got home, and he is just amazed at all of it, its really cool to see him so jazzed about these sports. He has a deep appreciation for how good all these atheletes are and really wants to be the best athelete he can.

We spent the rest of the day at the pool as the neighborhood had a luau. There were no hula girls, no roast pig (or poi), and no damn pina colada's or anything. lame
The higlight of the festivities was the dunk tank woo hoo!

Saturday night we finished off by watching a movie at the baseball field. Its all for the kids, you know. We watched Nim's island, which was about cute and stupid enough to make me puke.

Sunday afternoon was spent watching more Olympics and going to spend all my poker winnings on school crap for the kids. They went back to school this AM, putting me back on the early schedule until June. Good times.

PS - Don't forget to sign up for the pickem and head to head leagues before the season starts. If I get more interest in the H2H league I can push back the draft if need be. It is currenlty set for 8/21 at 9:30 PM.

Weekend Wrapup

Hey there kiddles!

I haven't pumped one of these out in a while, so what the hell.

Friday night was my monthly game in the hood. I had a slight scare when I couldn't get into the clubhouse at first. Something was fishy with our 'awesome' new card key system and no one could get in. I called the wife, since she is on the board and she came up and tried to get into the hide-a-key, but that wasn't working either. Finally she had the bright idea of getting a key fob from the lifeguard and it worked flawlessly.

We got the $20 tourney started around 8:30 and played down to 2 players who split. Butch came down to show the n'hood donks how disciplined tight play can win. Even though my 56c sucked out on his KK when I was getting short.

We followed that up with a 1/1 $100 max rotation of OH/8 and NLH. I completely obliterated the table and ended +300 after dropping some cash in the donk wild card games that JewFro likes to play.

Saturday morning came early as the wife had to go take a test and I was working on about 5 hours of sleep and a 12 pack of beer. YAY. MasterP had a baseball tryout for the travel baseball team. His first at bat he got plunked in the left elbow, and that pretty much killed his tryout. He gutted through pitching (not well) for an inning and made it to bat for another try, in ovbious pain.

I'm not sure how these coaches evaluate 9-10 year old talent...I'm really glad I don't have to. regardless of weather he makes the travel team, he'll be signed up for Fall Ball. The kid has an insatiable thurst for playing any sports and to my great satisfaction he is a good ball player and loves watching it too.

We had the Olympics on for the a couple hours when we got home, and he is just amazed at all of it, its really cool to see him so jazzed about these sports. He has a deep appreciation for how good all these atheletes are and really wants to be the best athelete he can.

We spent the rest of the day at the pool as the neighborhood had a luau. There were no hula girls, no roast pig (or poi), and no damn pina colada's or anything. lame
The higlight of the festivities was the dunk tank woo hoo!

Saturday night we finished off by watching a movie at the baseball field. Its all for the kids, you know. We watched Nim's island, which was about cute and stupid enough to make me puke.

Sunday afternoon was spent watching more Olympics and going to spend all my poker winnings on school crap for the kids. They went back to school this AM, putting me back on the early schedule until June. Good times.

PS - Don't forget to sign up for the pickem and head to head leagues before the season starts. If I get more interest in the H2H league I can push back the draft if need be. It is currenlty set for 8/21 at 9:30 PM.

Friday, August 08, 2008

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL???????

I damn sure am! And if I have to see any more of Favre's stupid mug on the TV I'm going to pop a capillary.

I've set up a Pick'em League and a 12 Team Head TO head league at Yahoo so I can take your money in something I actually have some skill at.

The Pickem League is $10 and the payout will depend on the number of players I get.

The Head To Head league will be $20 and is capped at 12 players. The top 3 teams will pay out.

Here's the info you need, please send me a GMAIL at 23skidoo with your Fulltilt or Pokerstars ID and your team or pick set name, so I can keep it all straight.

BOOOOOOOOOM!

PICK EM

You have been invited to join __23skidoo's Private Group in Yahoo! Sports Pro Football Pick'em.

In order to join the group, just go to Pro Football Pick'em, click the "Sign Up" button (or "Create or Join Group" if you are a returning user). From there, follow the path to join an existing private group and when prompted, enter the following information...

Group ID#: 13700
Password: poker


HEAD TO HEAD

You have been invited to join 23skidoo's custom league in Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football.

In order to join the league, follow the link above or go to game front page, click the "Sign Up Now" or "Get Another Team" button and follow the links to "Join a Custom League". When prompted, enter the League ID# and password below.

League ID#: 353094
Password: poker



ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL???????

I damn sure am! And if I have to see any more of Favre's stupid mug on the TV I'm going to pop a capillary.

I've set up a Pick'em League and a 12 Team Head TO head league at Yahoo so I can take your money in something I actually have some skill at.

The Pickem League is $10 and the payout will depend on the number of players I get.

The Head To Head league will be $20 and is capped at 12 players. The top 3 teams will pay out.

Here's the info you need, please send me a GMAIL at 23skidoo with your Fulltilt or Pokerstars ID and your team or pick set name, so I can keep it all straight.

BOOOOOOOOOM!

PICK EM

You have been invited to join __23skidoo's Private Group in Yahoo! Sports Pro Football Pick'em.

In order to join the group, just go to Pro Football Pick'em, click the "Sign Up" button (or "Create or Join Group" if you are a returning user). From there, follow the path to join an existing private group and when prompted, enter the following information...

Group ID#: 13700
Password: poker


HEAD TO HEAD

You have been invited to join 23skidoo's custom league in Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football.

In order to join the league, follow the link above or go to game front page, click the "Sign Up Now" or "Get Another Team" button and follow the links to "Join a Custom League". When prompted, enter the League ID# and password below.

League ID#: 353094
Password: poker



Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I'm feeling much betta now...I think I'll go for a walk.

The good news is that I'm not broken, although I won't be running the 40 anytime soon.

I have two BS injuries on my right leg. Turf toe and a Bone bruise. Yeah, both injuries make it a little difficult to walk, but the knee is feeling a little better already. The entire posterior side of my Tibia
is bleeding a bit with a micro fracture or two. Then all the awkward weight I'm putting on my foot travels through the metatarsal in which I have turf toe.

Sounds like a party eh? At least I don't require surgery. I should be back in bidness within 3 months.

I'm feeling much betta now...I think I'll go for a walk.

The good news is that I'm not broken, although I won't be running the 40 anytime soon.

I have two BS injuries on my right leg. Turf toe and a Bone bruise. Yeah, both injuries make it a little difficult to walk, but the knee is feeling a little better already. The entire posterior side of my Tibia
is bleeding a bit with a micro fracture or two. Then all the awkward weight I'm putting on my foot travels through the metatarsal in which I have turf toe.

Sounds like a party eh? At least I don't require surgery. I should be back in bidness within 3 months.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

CODA

Sorry for the delay, I have been in various states of druggedness and sleep for the better part of 2 weeks now. I get my MRI results tomorrow and have been in pain for too darn long.

The source of my pain and misery is obviously my own damn fault. I took a few liberties with a Jet ski that I was not fully in tune with and managed to flip the thing over as I was taking a hard left turn.

I leaned heavily into the turn, but the wind and choppy water threw me a challenge. At the apex of the turn my right knee finally gave way under the torque. As I fell off, my toe managed to get a little stuck in the rail and helped to pull my leg a little further away from my body.

I was in horrible pain and struggling to get the Jetski turned back over. My mind went back to Gary's "its real damn hard to turn these things over" statement and cursed myself for being a moran.

I did manage to get the thing tipped over, but it was waterlogged by that time and Gary Hasslehoff was on the way. Now I imagined myself in the hospital in west egypt Oklahoma signing over a $xxxx.xx to Gary for a jetski.

Thanks to some very helpful East Cobb locals we got the Jetski pulled onto the trailer, drained it, and sent it on its merry way.

We returned to the house and got ready for deer burgers. I just about OD'd on pain killers, slept through most of dinner, then held it together long enough to split the lake tournament with surf.

Afterwards we played a little cash game where I played my usual loosish game and amassed a pretty healthy stack. Two hands i remember was sucking out vs Maudie (or Special K) with J6o, and pushing with 77 preflop geting called by SpecialK and his AK. He flopped broadway and I runner runnered a FH. Good times.

That would be the last winning poker for me for the trip.

I sucked it up and limped around the rest of the visit, it was really painful, but the drinks were flowing. Truly my favorite time of the trip was sitting around the lakehouse on Saturday night, drinking copius amounts of whiskey and just chatting with the boys. That's the stuff you can not remanufacture. No matter how hard you try.

Saturday was the big tourney, and I was raring to go. Unfortunately a 8 hour sit and go doesnt necessarily fit my nature and I went down in 6th place. I donated another 2 buyins in the cash game playing my particular style of drunken donery, but you just can't buy that kind of fun in my opinion.

I do have some pictues on flickr, if you want to see them. I stole some from kat too. I have to add you as a freind to see the pics, so drop me a line or leave a comment if you want.

Wish me luck at the Doctor tomorrow and you have yourself a good weekend!

Cheers.

CODA

Sorry for the delay, I have been in various states of druggedness and sleep for the better part of 2 weeks now. I get my MRI results tomorrow and have been in pain for too darn long.

The source of my pain and misery is obviously my own damn fault. I took a few liberties with a Jet ski that I was not fully in tune with and managed to flip the thing over as I was taking a hard left turn.

I leaned heavily into the turn, but the wind and choppy water threw me a challenge. At the apex of the turn my right knee finally gave way under the torque. As I fell off, my toe managed to get a little stuck in the rail and helped to pull my leg a little further away from my body.

I was in horrible pain and struggling to get the Jetski turned back over. My mind went back to Gary's "its real damn hard to turn these things over" statement and cursed myself for being a moran.

I did manage to get the thing tipped over, but it was waterlogged by that time and Gary Hasslehoff was on the way. Now I imagined myself in the hospital in west egypt Oklahoma signing over a $xxxx.xx to Gary for a jetski.

Thanks to some very helpful East Cobb locals we got the Jetski pulled onto the trailer, drained it, and sent it on its merry way.

We returned to the house and got ready for deer burgers. I just about OD'd on pain killers, slept through most of dinner, then held it together long enough to split the lake tournament with surf.

Afterwards we played a little cash game where I played my usual loosish game and amassed a pretty healthy stack. Two hands i remember was sucking out vs Maudie (or Special K) with J6o, and pushing with 77 preflop geting called by SpecialK and his AK. He flopped broadway and I runner runnered a FH. Good times.

That would be the last winning poker for me for the trip.

I sucked it up and limped around the rest of the visit, it was really painful, but the drinks were flowing. Truly my favorite time of the trip was sitting around the lakehouse on Saturday night, drinking copius amounts of whiskey and just chatting with the boys. That's the stuff you can not remanufacture. No matter how hard you try.

Saturday was the big tourney, and I was raring to go. Unfortunately a 8 hour sit and go doesnt necessarily fit my nature and I went down in 6th place. I donated another 2 buyins in the cash game playing my particular style of drunken donery, but you just can't buy that kind of fun in my opinion.

I do have some pictues on flickr, if you want to see them. I stole some from kat too. I have to add you as a freind to see the pics, so drop me a line or leave a comment if you want.

Wish me luck at the Doctor tomorrow and you have yourself a good weekend!

Cheers.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Okie Vegas gets skidoooo'd.

Hi guys,

I'll give you a summary of what I can remember from the weekend. I'm not sure how long this will be so bear with me.


Thursday morning I had to ride into work with the wife. Her minivan has had its final problem and I refused to fix it.

I got to the airport a little early so I obviously found the nearest bar and camped out for a few. I finished a few beers and went to the gate with about 30 minutes to spare. I figured I would plug on the laptop and watch a bit of my movie before I got on the plane. Wouldn't you know it, my dumb ass managed to forget the fucking plug to my laptop (again).

I tried to not let it bother me, last year I was able to find a CompUSA to get a new plug. Somehow I managed to forget that CompUSA went out of business.

I had a non eventful flight in which my battery died. I landed and came down the stealthy side of the terminal, but Gary had a bead on me from way down.

Everyone came out to get me, which was pretty cool. For the first time I met Joanada, Buddy, and Surf's wife 'peaches' as she was dubbed by OOOSSSSUUUU.

Off we went OZZIES to meet Ms Maudie and to partake in the worlds best chicken fried steak. This served as a great stomach base for the next 24hrs or so.

The whole gang caravan'd to Riverwind casino, where we all sat down for a little freindly 1/2. My high water mark was about 310, but I managed to piss almost all that away by 6pm rolled around. By then everyone was ready to hit the lake, except for MsMaudie who stole my mojo and ran her 2nd buy in up to about 5.

We hit the crows nest and Buddy was attacked by a paddle wielding maniac. I personally think she took it easy on him. I managed to find myself lying in the grass at one point and dumping IT from the golf cart at another. I can't say I didn't enjoy that a little.

Tragedy tried desperately to get out of our bet around 4am, but when I wouldn't let him, he went inside to pass out throw up for an hour or so and left me alone, resulting in his disputable 'win' of our last longer.

Friday morning I felt fairly human, we awaited the return of MsMaudie and the intro to SpecialK, fresh from Iraq.

OSU entertianed us for a good bit by his kitty hunting prowess, but finally the gang was assembled and we were ready to hit the lake.

Tomorrow I'll enthrall you with my death defying antics on the JetSki as well as the poker table... stay tuned.

I'm done for now..I'll finish up with a hearty thanks to all those who planned, helped and came to this little event. It is certainly my cup of tea.

It has begun

My longest running and most reliable advertiser, Poker Source Online, has asked me to take down their sidebar banner.

I'd like to thank Poker Source for sending duckets towards this donkey for over two years.

Thanks guys and good luck!

Okie Vegas gets skidoooo'd.

Hi guys,

I'll give you a summary of what I can remember from the weekend. I'm not sure how long this will be so bear with me.


Thursday morning I had to ride into work with the wife. Her minivan has had its final problem and I refused to fix it.

I got to the airport a little early so I obviously found the nearest bar and camped out for a few. I finished a few beers and went to the gate with about 30 minutes to spare. I figured I would plug on the laptop and watch a bit of my movie before I got on the plane. Wouldn't you know it, my dumb ass managed to forget the fucking plug to my laptop (again).

I tried to not let it bother me, last year I was able to find a CompUSA to get a new plug. Somehow I managed to forget that CompUSA went out of business.

I had a non eventful flight in which my battery died. I landed and came down the stealthy side of the terminal, but Gary had a bead on me from way down.

Everyone came out to get me, which was pretty cool. For the first time I met Joanada, Buddy, and Surf's wife 'peaches' as she was dubbed by OOOSSSSUUUU.

Off we went OZZIES to meet Ms Maudie and to partake in the worlds best chicken fried steak. This served as a great stomach base for the next 24hrs or so.

The whole gang caravan'd to Riverwind casino, where we all sat down for a little freindly 1/2. My high water mark was about 310, but I managed to piss almost all that away by 6pm rolled around. By then everyone was ready to hit the lake, except for MsMaudie who stole my mojo and ran her 2nd buy in up to about 5.

We hit the crows nest and Buddy was attacked by a paddle wielding maniac. I personally think she took it easy on him. I managed to find myself lying in the grass at one point and dumping IT from the golf cart at another. I can't say I didn't enjoy that a little.

Tragedy tried desperately to get out of our bet around 4am, but when I wouldn't let him, he went inside to pass out throw up for an hour or so and left me alone, resulting in his disputable 'win' of our last longer.

Friday morning I felt fairly human, we awaited the return of MsMaudie and the intro to SpecialK, fresh from Iraq.

OSU entertianed us for a good bit by his kitty hunting prowess, but finally the gang was assembled and we were ready to hit the lake.

Tomorrow I'll enthrall you with my death defying antics on the JetSki as well as the poker table... stay tuned.

I'm done for now..I'll finish up with a hearty thanks to all those who planned, helped and came to this little event. It is certainly my cup of tea.

It has begun

My longest running and most reliable advertiser, Poker Source Online, has asked me to take down their sidebar banner.

I'd like to thank Poker Source for sending duckets towards this donkey for over two years.

Thanks guys and good luck!

I've got a draw....

No, not the words that came out of my mouth every other hand in OkieVegas, I just got third in the Skillz Razz tournament!!!!

Maybe cemfrommd should think about renaming it.

I'll be back tomorrow with Okie Vegas highlights and lowlights.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I've got a draw....

No, not the words that came out of my mouth every other hand in OkieVegas, I just got third in the Skillz Razz tournament!!!!

Maybe cemfrommd should think about renaming it.

I'll be back tomorrow with Okie Vegas highlights and lowlights.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Full Disclosure

My brain will slowly start regurgitating memories from this weekend. It took me about as long to fly from Oklahoma as it did for Surf and Peaches to drive. YAY.

At least I didn't get stuck in Washington like poor little Kitty.

I am nursing a bit of a wound, the doctor says I most likely tore my ACL. I go to get an MRI tomorrow. For now, the meds are keeping my head even foggier than it was 3 days ago.

See you soon.

Full Disclosure

My brain will slowly start regurgitating memories from this weekend. It took me about as long to fly from Oklahoma as it did for Surf and Peaches to drive. YAY.

At least I didn't get stuck in Washington like poor little Kitty.

I am nursing a bit of a wound, the doctor says I most likely tore my ACL. I go to get an MRI tomorrow. For now, the meds are keeping my head even foggier than it was 3 days ago.

See you soon.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Flikr Meme


I'm bored.

If you don't know the instructions the see Kat.



1. brian, 2. chili, 3. milton, 4. Cornflowerblue, 5. Laetitia, 6. crown, 7. BlackSand, 8. mousse, 9. lazy, 10. joy, 11. quiet, 12. 23


1. Brian 2. Chili 3. Milton 4. Cornflower Blue (ref.)
5. Laetitia Casta 6. Crown Royal 7. Black Sand 8. Chocolate Mousse
9. Lazy 10. Joy 11. Quiet 12. __23skidoo

Enjoy!

Flikr Meme


I'm bored.

If you don't know the instructions the see Kat.



1. brian, 2. chili, 3. milton, 4. Cornflowerblue, 5. Laetitia, 6. crown, 7. BlackSand, 8. mousse, 9. lazy, 10. joy, 11. quiet, 12. 23


1. Brian 2. Chili 3. Milton 4. Cornflower Blue (ref.)
5. Laetitia Casta 6. Crown Royal 7. Black Sand 8. Chocolate Mousse
9. Lazy 10. Joy 11. Quiet 12. __23skidoo

Enjoy!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

3 days

What is it about 3?

Three Days,

one of my favorite songs.

3 Feet High and Rising, featuring The Magic Number is one of the best hip hop albums ever made. Ironically(?) De La Soul (3 words) featured 3 MC's.

Luck (usually bad) comes in 3's

Book of Threes.

We three Kings, 3 wise men, Number three, the holy trinity...

Famous people die in threes.. See Jim McKay, Tim Russert, George Carlin

Has anyone ever told you that lighting a third cigarette on one match is bad luck?

3rd time is a charm.

3 strikes and you are out.

Don't even get me started on 23....

In not 3 but 2 days I'll be meeting the Okie Vegas crew at the Airport. woooooot!

3 days

What is it about 3?

Three Days,

one of my favorite songs.

3 Feet High and Rising, featuring The Magic Number is one of the best hip hop albums ever made. Ironically(?) De La Soul (3 words) featured 3 MC's.

Luck (usually bad) comes in 3's

Book of Threes.

We three Kings, 3 wise men, Number three, the holy trinity...

Famous people die in threes.. See Jim McKay, Tim Russert, George Carlin

Has anyone ever told you that lighting a third cigarette on one match is bad luck?

3rd time is a charm.

3 strikes and you are out.

Don't even get me started on 23....

In not 3 but 2 days I'll be meeting the Okie Vegas crew at the Airport. woooooot!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

I left my wallet in EL Segundo

Looky here.



I had to put my disappointment behind me for not being able to play poker at WSP. I hope everything is cool with Jamie. I know there's bit of added pressure to perform lately, I'm there too.

As fate would have it, I bumped into Alceste on my way back from lunch. Totally random. He happens to work in the Financial District and was out to get some soup. I mentioned that I had plans with HoP for dinner and invited him to come along.

Fast forward a few hours and I arrive at Baby Bo's. We settle in to the bar and Jordan suggests a pitcher of sangria. I'm totally cool with sangria even though I know the sugar is gonna give me a headache. But this is good stuff, not just red wine, sugar and fruit.

I should have been tipped off when it took about 5-10 minutes to make the pitcher, but I figured, hey its probably like 15 bucks or so. After another pitcher and a shot of Patron I call for the tab and our Bar bill was over a Frankin....DOH, that's New York for ya.

We three bloggers be chewed the fat and our food for a good solid hour or so. I was less than impressed with their mole, but it was tasty enough. We said our goodbyes around 8:45.

I decided to walk the 10 blocks in the direction of my hotel to see if I could find some free wi-fi and a beer. Jordan had mentioned the SKILLZ series at dinner and with all the card talk we had, I was jonesing.

My first option after walking the 10 damn blocks was my hotel. I prodded the front desk for a better internet connection but they were hopless. Wireles only and it BLEW. She mentioned a 'lounge' on the 10th floor so I figured it wouldnt hurt to check it out.

I walk into the 'lounge' and see a few tables, 2 computers and ... nothing. I guess my definition of a louge involves cigars, scotch and scantily clad female singers on a piano. Theirs did not.

I popped back out to the street and went across to Fitzgeralds. Colin was oh so helpful getting me logged in to their wireless and hooking me up with a beer. I settled down to a table near the wall, and more importantly an outlet.

I made it into the Skills tourney and also opened up Pokerstars, I had my gamboool on and played way too many O/8 hands to remember. I fluctuated between first and last then flamed out.

I played all over the place on PS, sticking with 'other games' HORSE and O/8.

I made a nice little double + with this hand:

PokerStars Game #18521285215: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/01 - 22:43:57 (ET)
Table 'Ortutay' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: 23skidoo ($300 in chips) BB
Seat 3: linraze ($411.30 in chips)
Seat 4: ppam ($450 in chips)
Seat 6: PlayingN4ked ($1143.10 in chips)
Seat 7: anky213 ($222 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 23skidoo [3c Jd Jc 3h]
PlayingN4ked: raises $21 to $27
anky213: calls $27
23skidoo: calls $21 This is my first or 2nd hand, notice my half stack buy in. I'm calling here for set and flush value.. Double paired and sooted is a pretty solid PLO hand, and its a fairly cheap call into a nice pot.
linraze: calls $27
ppam: calls $24
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s Tc] BINGO! Bottom set is GOLD. SO I make smallish bet to see where I'm at.
23skidoo: bets $42
linraze: calls $42
anky213: calls $42
*** TURN *** [3s 6s Tc] [Qd] Two callers is either really good or really bad. Though I'm pretty sure that TT is raising. I want to push the straight drawers out now.
anky213: checks
23skidoo: bets $231 and is all-in
linraze: folds
anky213: calls $153 and is all-in I'm honestly not very happy about this call UNTIL...
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s Tc Qd] [Td]BINGO!!!
anky213: shows [2s 5h Kh Ac] (HI: a pair of Tens) Yep, he's calling with 2 draws.
23skidoo: shows [3c Jd Jc 3h] (HI: a full house, Threes full of Tens)
23skidoo collected $570 from pot


Naturally I feel pretty good, but I bolt and find a Limit table to protect my new found cash. Here's a couple decent hands later on:

PokerStars Game #18522660158: Omaha Hi/Lo Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/01 - 23:59:23 (ET)
Table 'Sorga III' 6-max Seat #6 is the buttons
Seat 2: fpstahl ($132.50 in chips)
Seat 5: 23skidoo ($102 in chips)
Dealt to 23skidoo [9h Kd Ah 8d]
23skidoo: calls $3
Chasland: calls $3
fpstahl: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ac Qd 9s]
fpstahl: bets $3
23skidoo: raises $3 to $6
Chasland: folds
fpstahl: raises $3 to $9
23skidoo: raises $3 to $12
fpstahl: calls $3 So after the 3rd raise, I'm supposed to fold right? oops.
*** TURN *** [Ac Qd 9s] [9d] BINGO
23skidoo: bets $6
fpstahl: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [Ac Qd 9s 9d] [4h]
fpstahl: checks
23skidoo: bets $6
fpstahl: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
23skidoo: shows [9h Kd Ah 8d] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Aces)
23skidoo collected $56 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $58 | Rake $2
Board [Ac Qd 9s 9d 4h]
Seat 2: fpstahl (big blind) mucked [5h Qh Jd As]


PokerStars Game #18522847255: Omaha Hi/Lo Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/02 - 00:10:47 (ET)
Table 'Sorga III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Dealt to 23skidoo [3s Ah Kh Ac]
23skidoo: raises $3 to $6
ez monney: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [6d Jc Th]
ez monney: checks
23skidoo: bets $3
ez monney: calls $3
*** TURN *** [6d Jc Th] [9h]
ez monney: checks
23skidoo: bets $6
ez monney: raises $6 to $12
23skidoo: raises $6 to $18
__firehawk_ joins the table at seat #6
ez monney: raises $6 to $24 I'm supposed to fold here again.....Must be the beer talking.
Betting is capped
23skidoo: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [6d Jc Th 9h] [9s]
ez monney: bets $6
23skidoo: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ez monney: shows [5s Qh 3h Qs] (HI: two pair, Queens and Nines)Ha, I was actually a little scared.
23skidoo: shows [3s Ah Kh Ac] (HI: two pair, Aces and Nines)
ez monney is sitting out
23skidoo collected $76 from pot

Damn I run goot sometimes....

PokerStars Game #18523488383: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/02 - 00:52:24 (ET)
Table 'Kolga II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 23skidoo ($425.40 in chips)
Seat 8: TRIPPLE_A75 ($174.80 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 23skidoo [Kc Ad]
TRIPPLE_A75: raises $12 to $16
23skidoo: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3s 2s]
TRIPPLE_A75: bets $24
23skidoo: raises $60 to $84
TRIPPLE_A75: raises $74.80 to $158.80 and is all-in
23skidoo: calls $74.80
*** TURN *** [Jd 3s 2s] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3s 2s 6d] [Ks]
TRIPPLE_A75: shows [9d 9s] (a pair of Nines)
23skidoo: shows [Kc Ad] (a pair of Kings)
23skidoo collected $352.60 from pot

'nuff said.

You guys have a safe and happy 4th of July!!

I left my wallet in EL Segundo

Looky here.



I had to put my disappointment behind me for not being able to play poker at WSP. I hope everything is cool with Jamie. I know there's bit of added pressure to perform lately, I'm there too.

As fate would have it, I bumped into Alceste on my way back from lunch. Totally random. He happens to work in the Financial District and was out to get some soup. I mentioned that I had plans with HoP for dinner and invited him to come along.

Fast forward a few hours and I arrive at Baby Bo's. We settle in to the bar and Jordan suggests a pitcher of sangria. I'm totally cool with sangria even though I know the sugar is gonna give me a headache. But this is good stuff, not just red wine, sugar and fruit.

I should have been tipped off when it took about 5-10 minutes to make the pitcher, but I figured, hey its probably like 15 bucks or so. After another pitcher and a shot of Patron I call for the tab and our Bar bill was over a Frankin....DOH, that's New York for ya.

We three bloggers be chewed the fat and our food for a good solid hour or so. I was less than impressed with their mole, but it was tasty enough. We said our goodbyes around 8:45.

I decided to walk the 10 blocks in the direction of my hotel to see if I could find some free wi-fi and a beer. Jordan had mentioned the SKILLZ series at dinner and with all the card talk we had, I was jonesing.

My first option after walking the 10 damn blocks was my hotel. I prodded the front desk for a better internet connection but they were hopless. Wireles only and it BLEW. She mentioned a 'lounge' on the 10th floor so I figured it wouldnt hurt to check it out.

I walk into the 'lounge' and see a few tables, 2 computers and ... nothing. I guess my definition of a louge involves cigars, scotch and scantily clad female singers on a piano. Theirs did not.

I popped back out to the street and went across to Fitzgeralds. Colin was oh so helpful getting me logged in to their wireless and hooking me up with a beer. I settled down to a table near the wall, and more importantly an outlet.

I made it into the Skills tourney and also opened up Pokerstars, I had my gamboool on and played way too many O/8 hands to remember. I fluctuated between first and last then flamed out.

I played all over the place on PS, sticking with 'other games' HORSE and O/8.

I made a nice little double + with this hand:

PokerStars Game #18521285215: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/01 - 22:43:57 (ET)
Table 'Ortutay' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: 23skidoo ($300 in chips) BB
Seat 3: linraze ($411.30 in chips)
Seat 4: ppam ($450 in chips)
Seat 6: PlayingN4ked ($1143.10 in chips)
Seat 7: anky213 ($222 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 23skidoo [3c Jd Jc 3h]
PlayingN4ked: raises $21 to $27
anky213: calls $27
23skidoo: calls $21 This is my first or 2nd hand, notice my half stack buy in. I'm calling here for set and flush value.. Double paired and sooted is a pretty solid PLO hand, and its a fairly cheap call into a nice pot.
linraze: calls $27
ppam: calls $24
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s Tc] BINGO! Bottom set is GOLD. SO I make smallish bet to see where I'm at.
23skidoo: bets $42
linraze: calls $42
anky213: calls $42
*** TURN *** [3s 6s Tc] [Qd] Two callers is either really good or really bad. Though I'm pretty sure that TT is raising. I want to push the straight drawers out now.
anky213: checks
23skidoo: bets $231 and is all-in
linraze: folds
anky213: calls $153 and is all-in I'm honestly not very happy about this call UNTIL...
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s Tc Qd] [Td]BINGO!!!
anky213: shows [2s 5h Kh Ac] (HI: a pair of Tens) Yep, he's calling with 2 draws.
23skidoo: shows [3c Jd Jc 3h] (HI: a full house, Threes full of Tens)
23skidoo collected $570 from pot


Naturally I feel pretty good, but I bolt and find a Limit table to protect my new found cash. Here's a couple decent hands later on:

PokerStars Game #18522660158: Omaha Hi/Lo Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/01 - 23:59:23 (ET)
Table 'Sorga III' 6-max Seat #6 is the buttons
Seat 2: fpstahl ($132.50 in chips)
Seat 5: 23skidoo ($102 in chips)
Dealt to 23skidoo [9h Kd Ah 8d]
23skidoo: calls $3
Chasland: calls $3
fpstahl: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ac Qd 9s]
fpstahl: bets $3
23skidoo: raises $3 to $6
Chasland: folds
fpstahl: raises $3 to $9
23skidoo: raises $3 to $12
fpstahl: calls $3 So after the 3rd raise, I'm supposed to fold right? oops.
*** TURN *** [Ac Qd 9s] [9d] BINGO
23skidoo: bets $6
fpstahl: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [Ac Qd 9s 9d] [4h]
fpstahl: checks
23skidoo: bets $6
fpstahl: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
23skidoo: shows [9h Kd Ah 8d] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Aces)
23skidoo collected $56 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $58 | Rake $2
Board [Ac Qd 9s 9d 4h]
Seat 2: fpstahl (big blind) mucked [5h Qh Jd As]


PokerStars Game #18522847255: Omaha Hi/Lo Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/07/02 - 00:10:47 (ET)
Table 'Sorga III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Dealt to 23skidoo [3s Ah Kh Ac]
23skidoo: raises $3 to $6
ez monney: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [6d Jc Th]
ez monney: checks
23skidoo: bets $3
ez monney: calls $3
*** TURN *** [6d Jc Th] [9h]
ez monney: checks
23skidoo: bets $6
ez monney: raises $6 to $12
23skidoo: raises $6 to $18
__firehawk_ joins the table at seat #6
ez monney: raises $6 to $24 I'm supposed to fold here again.....Must be the beer talking.
Betting is capped
23skidoo: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [6d Jc Th 9h] [9s]
ez monney: bets $6
23skidoo: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ez monney: shows [5s Qh 3h Qs] (HI: two pair, Queens and Nines)Ha, I was actually a little scared.
23skidoo: shows [3s Ah Kh Ac] (HI: two pair, Aces and Nines)
ez monney is sitting out
23skidoo collected $76 from pot

Damn I run goot sometimes....

PokerStars Game #18523488383: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/07/02 - 00:52:24 (ET)
Table 'Kolga II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 23skidoo ($425.40 in chips)
Seat 8: TRIPPLE_A75 ($174.80 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 23skidoo [Kc Ad]
TRIPPLE_A75: raises $12 to $16
23skidoo: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3s 2s]
TRIPPLE_A75: bets $24
23skidoo: raises $60 to $84
TRIPPLE_A75: raises $74.80 to $158.80 and is all-in
23skidoo: calls $74.80
*** TURN *** [Jd 3s 2s] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3s 2s 6d] [Ks]
TRIPPLE_A75: shows [9d 9s] (a pair of Nines)
23skidoo: shows [Kc Ad] (a pair of Kings)
23skidoo collected $352.60 from pot

'nuff said.

You guys have a safe and happy 4th of July!!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

An inch


Looking out the window upon the East River and waiving to my friend in Brooklyn I contemplate the sliver of space that reminds me I'm not drowning in buildings and masses of people.

The water is soothing, even though the boats and helicopters pass at regular intervals. The water reminds me that everything must keep moving or it sinks. A tourist boat passes on its way to the Brooklyn bridge. Arteries upon arteries feeding the muscle of American Business. Are the arteries too clogged with minutiae to sustain this wave of uncertainty?

I passed all the gray businessmen on the way to Wall Street. They slink when they walk like alligators, not like the proud cocks they once were. Are they the key? I'd like to think not, that our being as Americans aren't tied up in the monotony of business. What are we serving as the greatest source of economic and military power? It can all fall like a house of cards and no one wants to acknowledge it.

I'm not really sure why I decided to get gloomy all the sudden, but I feel anxious, even scared that it could all just fall down. I wonder what I've built, what I've done that matters...

For whatever reason my mind is stuck on Valerie's letter in V for Vendetta:

I imagine I'll die quite soon. It is strange that my life should end in such a terrible place. But for three years I had roses and I apologized to nobody. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish.

Except one.

An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world that's worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

An inch...sometimes it's all you have and everything you need.

An inch


Looking out the window upon the East River and waiving to my friend in Brooklyn I contemplate the sliver of space that reminds me I'm not drowning in buildings and masses of people.

The water is soothing, even though the boats and helicopters pass at regular intervals. The water reminds me that everything must keep moving or it sinks. A tourist boat passes on its way to the Brooklyn bridge. Arteries upon arteries feeding the muscle of American Business. Are the arteries too clogged with minutiae to sustain this wave of uncertainty?

I passed all the gray businessmen on the way to Wall Street. They slink when they walk like alligators, not like the proud cocks they once were. Are they the key? I'd like to think not, that our being as Americans aren't tied up in the monotony of business. What are we serving as the greatest source of economic and military power? It can all fall like a house of cards and no one wants to acknowledge it.

I'm not really sure why I decided to get gloomy all the sudden, but I feel anxious, even scared that it could all just fall down. I wonder what I've built, what I've done that matters...

For whatever reason my mind is stuck on Valerie's letter in V for Vendetta:

I imagine I'll die quite soon. It is strange that my life should end in such a terrible place. But for three years I had roses and I apologized to nobody. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish.

Except one.

An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world that's worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

An inch...sometimes it's all you have and everything you need.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Living and dying by donkatude.

One a those days, huh. Well, a wiser fella than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you. - The Stranger


I had one of those games last night, some questionable moves paid off and I was in great shape down to 2 tables in the mook when this hand went down.


Here I am in the BB with twoblackaces and a chip lead. Talk about your dream scenario, then I get 2 players pushing in front of me. Yipeeeee.

Here are the results.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6973754845: The Mookie (52299422), Table 2 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:00:48 ET - 2008/06/26
Seat 1: TheMan2484 (6,485)
Seat 2: lucko21 (10,670)
Seat 4: DDionysus (4,500)
Seat 5: iam23skidoo (15,955)
Seat 6: MaggieO (6,465)
Seat 7: NumbBono (9,603)
Seat 8: Fuel55 (13,894)
Seat 9: PhinzofMiami (9,685)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iam23skidoo [As Ac]
MaggieO has 15 seconds left to act
MaggieO is sitting out
MaggieO has timed out
MaggieO folds
NumbBono folds
Fuel55 folds
PhinzofMiami folds
TheMan2484 raises to 6,435, and is all in
lucko21 raises to 10,620, and is all in
DDionysus folds
iam23skidoo calls 10,220
lucko21 shows [Tc Ad]
iam23skidoo shows [As Ac]
TheMan2484 shows [Js Qs]
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jh Kh]
*** TURN *** [Qd Jh Kh] [8c]
MaggieO has returned
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jh Kh 8c] [Qh]
lucko21 shows a straight, Ace high
iam23skidoo shows two pair, Aces and Queens
lucko21 wins the side pot (8,370) with a straight, Ace high
TheMan2484 shows a full house, Queens full of Jacks
TheMan2484 wins the main pot (19,905) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
lucko21: lol

Brilliant!

So there ya go, sometimes you live by the donk and sometimes you die by it.

Someone at the table suggested that hand was repayment for bad beating KK with K9. Does anyone else share the opinion that flops have a memory and likes to repay a player for inflicting a beat upon someone else??

I'll be spending another weekend at the baseball field watching the all-stars try to win their way to a State tournament. Wish us luck!



You guys be careful out there.

Living and dying by donkatude.

One a those days, huh. Well, a wiser fella than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you. - The Stranger


I had one of those games last night, some questionable moves paid off and I was in great shape down to 2 tables in the mook when this hand went down.


Here I am in the BB with twoblackaces and a chip lead. Talk about your dream scenario, then I get 2 players pushing in front of me. Yipeeeee.

Here are the results.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6973754845: The Mookie (52299422), Table 2 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:00:48 ET - 2008/06/26
Seat 1: TheMan2484 (6,485)
Seat 2: lucko21 (10,670)
Seat 4: DDionysus (4,500)
Seat 5: iam23skidoo (15,955)
Seat 6: MaggieO (6,465)
Seat 7: NumbBono (9,603)
Seat 8: Fuel55 (13,894)
Seat 9: PhinzofMiami (9,685)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iam23skidoo [As Ac]
MaggieO has 15 seconds left to act
MaggieO is sitting out
MaggieO has timed out
MaggieO folds
NumbBono folds
Fuel55 folds
PhinzofMiami folds
TheMan2484 raises to 6,435, and is all in
lucko21 raises to 10,620, and is all in
DDionysus folds
iam23skidoo calls 10,220
lucko21 shows [Tc Ad]
iam23skidoo shows [As Ac]
TheMan2484 shows [Js Qs]
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jh Kh]
*** TURN *** [Qd Jh Kh] [8c]
MaggieO has returned
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jh Kh 8c] [Qh]
lucko21 shows a straight, Ace high
iam23skidoo shows two pair, Aces and Queens
lucko21 wins the side pot (8,370) with a straight, Ace high
TheMan2484 shows a full house, Queens full of Jacks
TheMan2484 wins the main pot (19,905) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
lucko21: lol

Brilliant!

So there ya go, sometimes you live by the donk and sometimes you die by it.

Someone at the table suggested that hand was repayment for bad beating KK with K9. Does anyone else share the opinion that flops have a memory and likes to repay a player for inflicting a beat upon someone else??

I'll be spending another weekend at the baseball field watching the all-stars try to win their way to a State tournament. Wish us luck!



You guys be careful out there.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Foxes, Fishies, and Flying

Hello again folks!

I'm gently trying to urge myself to be productive here on my little space in the internets.

As most of you know, once you take some time off from anything it's pretty hard to jump back into the game. Since writing for me is mostly catharsis, I need to push ahead when I'm feeling blogged down or blah.

Right now I'm not particularly motivated to write other than for the sake of writing, so I will just plug away and you folks will just have to bear with me.

I finally got around to downloading Firefox 3, and I've been tweaking it a little here and there. I don't know if it is actually faster. It does feel that way, but possibly that is because I deleted about 6 add-ons that I wasn't really using. I've downloaded my third theme now and can't find one better than the Default so far. I imagine a lot of developers are still tweaking things for FF3. So does anyone have any suggestions for add-ons or themes?

Add-ons I use: Adblock Plus, Firebug, Delicious Bookmarks ( del.icio.us/23skidoo ), GooglePreview, Greasemonkey, Hyperwords, Scrapbook, Stumbleupon, Sxipper.

I flung come cards over at PokerStars a good bit last week and luckboxed into some decent sized scores for myself. I'd like to get some $$$ off there and don't want to wait the 15-?? days to get a check, so if anyone wants to trade Paypal or FT $ let me know. It's really weird how I can do so well on one site and burn $ at another. There must be something tied to full moons and the mating rituals of the West African Spotted Drunken Lemur.

Its time to FLY.....

Next week I'll be back in NY. I'm hoping the NYC crew finds the time to get together and sling some cards on Monday or Tuesday. At least you guys know I'm not afraid to donate by now.....

The week after that is OKIE VEGAS. I'm once again very excited for this years festivities not excluding eating a chicken fried steak as big as my head , check-raising locals, and passing out on the nearest chair (doh).

Thanks for stoppng by and see you (you know who you are) soon!!!

Foxes, Fishies, and Flying

Hello again folks!

I'm gently trying to urge myself to be productive here on my little space in the internets.

As most of you know, once you take some time off from anything it's pretty hard to jump back into the game. Since writing for me is mostly catharsis, I need to push ahead when I'm feeling blogged down or blah.

Right now I'm not particularly motivated to write other than for the sake of writing, so I will just plug away and you folks will just have to bear with me.

I finally got around to downloading Firefox 3, and I've been tweaking it a little here and there. I don't know if it is actually faster. It does feel that way, but possibly that is because I deleted about 6 add-ons that I wasn't really using. I've downloaded my third theme now and can't find one better than the Default so far. I imagine a lot of developers are still tweaking things for FF3. So does anyone have any suggestions for add-ons or themes?

Add-ons I use: Adblock Plus, Firebug, Delicious Bookmarks ( del.icio.us/23skidoo ), GooglePreview, Greasemonkey, Hyperwords, Scrapbook, Stumbleupon, Sxipper.

I flung come cards over at PokerStars a good bit last week and luckboxed into some decent sized scores for myself. I'd like to get some $$$ off there and don't want to wait the 15-?? days to get a check, so if anyone wants to trade Paypal or FT $ let me know. It's really weird how I can do so well on one site and burn $ at another. There must be something tied to full moons and the mating rituals of the West African Spotted Drunken Lemur.

Its time to FLY.....

Next week I'll be back in NY. I'm hoping the NYC crew finds the time to get together and sling some cards on Monday or Tuesday. At least you guys know I'm not afraid to donate by now.....

The week after that is OKIE VEGAS. I'm once again very excited for this years festivities not excluding eating a chicken fried steak as big as my head , check-raising locals, and passing out on the nearest chair (doh).

Thanks for stoppng by and see you (you know who you are) soon!!!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

The weeds.

I've finally made it out of the weeds....

I was a waiter and bartender for a good period of my 20's and early 30's. I worked at crappy Bar and Grill's to Five Star resorts. In all paces there comes a period of time when your demand for time out measures your ability to give it.

A waiter can react in two different ways to getting in the weeds.

1) Get buried.
2) Focus.

I'm not gonna lie, I've been buried before. It is usually not tied to a problem with my abilities to cope, but correlates to situations beyond my control. (slow kitchen, too many tables at the same time, demanding customers....)

As I learned to be a waiter, I learned tricks to getting myself out of the weeds. The best formula is to focus. Draw a map in your head and get there, don't let anything get in your way. If something trips you up you just push a little harder.

So the last three weeks I had a few projects converge upon me, hectic family schedule, travel, and the inevitable crowbar thrown in for good measure.

Without going in to too many boring details, I have emerged unscathed. I just had to put my head down and keep plugging away. Ticking off the bullet points, testing, fixing, breaking, fixing, testing..... you get the picture.

So this is a long intro to say, in case you have missed my witty banter over the past 4-5 weeks, sorry I've been away and I will try to be a better blogger.

Since you've last seen your hero he's gone through several challenging work and non work related episodes, including:

  • Traveling all over mid-Georgia with my All-Star Baseball playing son. This team won't be going to the world series, but it has been a good experience for him.
  • Working till 4AM one morning I fall asleep at the wheel driving home. I miraculously only hurt my car. 4 New wheels: $600, Tie Rods, tires, and misc broken stuff: $1800; My health: priceless.
  • Flamed out in the BBT3 TOC. I got too many marginal cards and tried to play them.
  • The wife has once again joined the workforce. She got a great offer to work for the gubment until she finishes off her Law degree. This complicates day to day stuff as the kids will go to 'summer camp' during the day until school starts, but they seem pretty keen on the idea of doing stuff rather than going to the pool everyday.
  • Took a 3 day trip to NY and got to see nary a blogger :(. I had precious little time on this trip, so it was probably for the best.
Thats about covers the major stuff. I'll be taking a short day today and I'll get a day off tomorrow to drive to south Georgia and attend my family reunion. My family reunion is akin to a blogger weekend with less cards and more food and booze.

I'm heading out to NY again 6/30-7/2 and hopefully can meet up with a representative or two from the NY crew then. I'll send you guys an email soon since I got such a raucous response last time.

You guys be careful out there.

The weeds.

I've finally made it out of the weeds....

I was a waiter and bartender for a good period of my 20's and early 30's. I worked at crappy Bar and Grill's to Five Star resorts. In all paces there comes a period of time when your demand for time out measures your ability to give it.

A waiter can react in two different ways to getting in the weeds.

1) Get buried.
2) Focus.

I'm not gonna lie, I've been buried before. It is usually not tied to a problem with my abilities to cope, but correlates to situations beyond my control. (slow kitchen, too many tables at the same time, demanding customers....)

As I learned to be a waiter, I learned tricks to getting myself out of the weeds. The best formula is to focus. Draw a map in your head and get there, don't let anything get in your way. If something trips you up you just push a little harder.

So the last three weeks I had a few projects converge upon me, hectic family schedule, travel, and the inevitable crowbar thrown in for good measure.

Without going in to too many boring details, I have emerged unscathed. I just had to put my head down and keep plugging away. Ticking off the bullet points, testing, fixing, breaking, fixing, testing..... you get the picture.

So this is a long intro to say, in case you have missed my witty banter over the past 4-5 weeks, sorry I've been away and I will try to be a better blogger.

Since you've last seen your hero he's gone through several challenging work and non work related episodes, including:

  • Traveling all over mid-Georgia with my All-Star Baseball playing son. This team won't be going to the world series, but it has been a good experience for him.
  • Working till 4AM one morning I fall asleep at the wheel driving home. I miraculously only hurt my car. 4 New wheels: $600, Tie Rods, tires, and misc broken stuff: $1800; My health: priceless.
  • Flamed out in the BBT3 TOC. I got too many marginal cards and tried to play them.
  • The wife has once again joined the workforce. She got a great offer to work for the gubment until she finishes off her Law degree. This complicates day to day stuff as the kids will go to 'summer camp' during the day until school starts, but they seem pretty keen on the idea of doing stuff rather than going to the pool everyday.
  • Took a 3 day trip to NY and got to see nary a blogger :(. I had precious little time on this trip, so it was probably for the best.
Thats about covers the major stuff. I'll be taking a short day today and I'll get a day off tomorrow to drive to south Georgia and attend my family reunion. My family reunion is akin to a blogger weekend with less cards and more food and booze.

I'm heading out to NY again 6/30-7/2 and hopefully can meet up with a representative or two from the NY crew then. I'll send you guys an email soon since I got such a raucous response last time.

You guys be careful out there.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

UGH

It's bad enough being sick, it's 10 times worse being sick and not being able to curl up in our own bed and go to sleep.


I'm pretty sure I have a sinus infection now. My head feels like its filled with hot oatmeal. The capper is I'm out of town and no one is here to feed me soup. wah.

Like a trooper I made it out to WSP last night. It was a small, but lively group and we played dealers choice mixed games. It reminded me of Cat's home game, but at 20x the stakes. Fun was had.

I attempted to self medicate and enjoy myself, mission accomplished. I was also hoping to erase some of the losses I've had at WSP the last few times here. No such luck, it is quite possible I over medicated.

Big thanks to Jamie for setting up the game on an off night and thanks to the NY degenerates who came and relieved me of my $. See you next time!

UGH

It's bad enough being sick, it's 10 times worse being sick and not being able to curl up in our own bed and go to sleep.


I'm pretty sure I have a sinus infection now. My head feels like its filled with hot oatmeal. The capper is I'm out of town and no one is here to feed me soup. wah.

Like a trooper I made it out to WSP last night. It was a small, but lively group and we played dealers choice mixed games. It reminded me of Cat's home game, but at 20x the stakes. Fun was had.

I attempted to self medicate and enjoy myself, mission accomplished. I was also hoping to erase some of the losses I've had at WSP the last few times here. No such luck, it is quite possible I over medicated.

Big thanks to Jamie for setting up the game on an off night and thanks to the NY degenerates who came and relieved me of my $. See you next time!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Hash and re-hash

I ended up close to bubbling and I went through my notes on the 15k last night.

I have never taken the time to figure out Bodog's screwy hand history keeping, and I can't really be bothered. They need to move on into the 21st century though, geez UPDATE YOUR FUCKING GUI ALREADY!

I felt pretty good about my game last night. I was fairly focused and played with confidence. The damn cards didn't cooperate though, I wasn't given much to play with and the Jacks hand should have put me in good position for a final table run. Instead I had to scrape around and play some marginal holdings vs. large stacks. Oh well.

I've been super tired lately and just can't get motivated to stay up till 1-2AM playing the bloggerments. I've already punched my ticket and can't play enough to contend for monthly goals, so again I'm cool with playing a limited amount and playing well.

I'll be heading up to NYC at the ass-crack of pre-dawn and will hopefully be able to hook up with my good buddies et al. tomorrow and Thursday.

Hash and re-hash

I ended up close to bubbling and I went through my notes on the 15k last night.

I have never taken the time to figure out Bodog's screwy hand history keeping, and I can't really be bothered. They need to move on into the 21st century though, geez UPDATE YOUR FUCKING GUI ALREADY!

I felt pretty good about my game last night. I was fairly focused and played with confidence. The damn cards didn't cooperate though, I wasn't given much to play with and the Jacks hand should have put me in good position for a final table run. Instead I had to scrape around and play some marginal holdings vs. large stacks. Oh well.

I've been super tired lately and just can't get motivated to stay up till 1-2AM playing the bloggerments. I've already punched my ticket and can't play enough to contend for monthly goals, so again I'm cool with playing a limited amount and playing well.

I'll be heading up to NYC at the ass-crack of pre-dawn and will hopefully be able to hook up with my good buddies et al. tomorrow and Thursday.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Bodog 15K

I decided to live blog the Bodog 15K Guaranteed since I've been enjoying Surf's live blog updates.

216 players 15K guaranteed.

Blinds:10/20
Raise to $50 with QJs BB Calls with KQo 3Diamonds flop and we check it down.

98h BB Fold to $240 bet + call would have rivered a straight

SB call 54 off fold to flop bet

A9o call 3x from the blind fold to c-bet

15/30
KQo raise to 95. SB calls and folds to c-bet.

AK 4xraise 3 limpers, they fold- T3035

KJo call SB, Raise A-hi flop and get folds. 3205

Fold A8d oop. to 2 raises.

Min raise QJo in late position, fold to BB's RR. 3145

20/40
J9o in BB fold to EP 4x raise.

A9o 4x Raise. Get a LP call, C bet ace hi flop. T3245

Call EP raise with BB QTc, call gutshot draw and fold the turn. T3055

QJo limp BB JQ6 flop. T turn 3 river.. bet 200 and get folds.

30/60 Blinds

AK SB call 270 raise. Blank flop check and fold blank turn with 2 players still in. 3045

Mid Position AJ raise 160, win blinds T3135

A9c late position 3x raise, one caller. Villain folds to C-bet on AKx flop. T3365

QJd limp, 59T flop call cbet. Raise J turn, villain folds. T3605

1st break 157 players left. Average = T4180

50/100
I fold the entire level.T3195

75/150
Push A5 split pot with BB T3307

77 Fold to limp and push. 5043 AVG.

89h Mid position Limp. J9A flop 3H turn bet pot. Folds all around. T3757 5225Average.

AQd BB - SB Pushes AQo, we split.

100/200
mid position fold 66 to 5x raise. T3682

BB JQo - fold to LP Push. from pushmonkey. he shows TT after I think.

SB KQo raise to 700, BB folds. T3682

54o win blinds. T3682

call T700 LP raise with 44 fold pot size flop,

99 push vs AQ from previous pushmonkey. I double T6465. T6612Chip average. 98 left.

A9o EP raise T800. Get blinds. T6590

KK 4 way vs shortie AT, 77 and QT. River Ace but I get the Majority T8259.

77 LP flops a set. T8884 87 Left T7534Avg.


125/250
C-Bet KT9 flop with AT, fold to push. T8384.

Steal with KJs.

BREAK.
T8634 84 Left. Average Stack = 7714

150/300
1st Hand JJ in SB Raise T900. BB pushes 88 and rivers 8. T3035

A3d Push Blinds fold.

55 push KQ calls , flop 5. T6664 73Left. 8876 AVG

A4 steal blinds.T6594

Next hand 55 raise T1250. Win blinds T6769.

200/400
KT call 3x raise, fold to cbet on 564 rainbow flop. 63 Left.

Push or fold time. T3285 52 left

300/600

Push 76 and lose. to KQ out in 44th.

Bodog 15K

I decided to live blog the Bodog 15K Guaranteed since I've been enjoying Surf's live blog updates.

216 players 15K guaranteed.

Blinds:10/20
Raise to $50 with QJs BB Calls with KQo 3Diamonds flop and we check it down.

98h BB Fold to $240 bet + call would have rivered a straight

SB call 54 off fold to flop bet

A9o call 3x from the blind fold to c-bet

15/30
KQo raise to 95. SB calls and folds to c-bet.

AK 4xraise 3 limpers, they fold- T3035

KJo call SB, Raise A-hi flop and get folds. 3205

Fold A8d oop. to 2 raises.

Min raise QJo in late position, fold to BB's RR. 3145

20/40
J9o in BB fold to EP 4x raise.

A9o 4x Raise. Get a LP call, C bet ace hi flop. T3245

Call EP raise with BB QTc, call gutshot draw and fold the turn. T3055

QJo limp BB JQ6 flop. T turn 3 river.. bet 200 and get folds.

30/60 Blinds

AK SB call 270 raise. Blank flop check and fold blank turn with 2 players still in. 3045

Mid Position AJ raise 160, win blinds T3135

A9c late position 3x raise, one caller. Villain folds to C-bet on AKx flop. T3365

QJd limp, 59T flop call cbet. Raise J turn, villain folds. T3605

1st break 157 players left. Average = T4180

50/100
I fold the entire level.T3195

75/150
Push A5 split pot with BB T3307

77 Fold to limp and push. 5043 AVG.

89h Mid position Limp. J9A flop 3H turn bet pot. Folds all around. T3757 5225Average.

AQd BB - SB Pushes AQo, we split.

100/200
mid position fold 66 to 5x raise. T3682

BB JQo - fold to LP Push. from pushmonkey. he shows TT after I think.

SB KQo raise to 700, BB folds. T3682

54o win blinds. T3682

call T700 LP raise with 44 fold pot size flop,

99 push vs AQ from previous pushmonkey. I double T6465. T6612Chip average. 98 left.

A9o EP raise T800. Get blinds. T6590

KK 4 way vs shortie AT, 77 and QT. River Ace but I get the Majority T8259.

77 LP flops a set. T8884 87 Left T7534Avg.


125/250
C-Bet KT9 flop with AT, fold to push. T8384.

Steal with KJs.

BREAK.
T8634 84 Left. Average Stack = 7714

150/300
1st Hand JJ in SB Raise T900. BB pushes 88 and rivers 8. T3035

A3d Push Blinds fold.

55 push KQ calls , flop 5. T6664 73Left. 8876 AVG

A4 steal blinds.T6594

Next hand 55 raise T1250. Win blinds T6769.

200/400
KT call 3x raise, fold to cbet on 564 rainbow flop. 63 Left.

Push or fold time. T3285 52 left

300/600

Push 76 and lose. to KQ out in 44th.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Absentee Landlord

That's how I feel in regards to this blog lately. For the two or three of you who actually enjoy reading my drivel, I am sorry.

I did have a thought this morning in regards to losing and a losing mindset. I've read a few blogs in the last couple of days that are perpetually semi-tilted and frustrated. I do realize that some people have a less rosy outlook than others and that's cool if that's your gig. Some people can vent, get things off their chest and everything is cool again. Others continue to see the worst of situations and keep dragging themselves down.

You must realize that what you are doing is nothing but programming yourself for failure.

I was there last year at this time and you can keep telling yourself over and over again that its just a rut or a downswing or the moon has left the 7th house if you want to. The plain truth is that until you get your head straight, you will keep falling down the path and wonder when the ground is coming.

I'm telling you , you have to reach out for that rock or that tree branch or something. Until you can reprogram your head you'll just keep falling.

"Well gee Dr. skidoo, you make it sound so easy" you say.

Well its not. And I really don't know how to fix it for you.

I can't precisely tell you what did it for me, but I can tell you winning helps. I did some deep thinking, question asking, reading, soul searching, drinking, changing my name ...you name it. I kept trying though.

What helped me was simplifying everything. I gave myself a list of rules to follow and I only played when I could follow the rules. Slowly but surely my confidence recouped, I took pride in small wins which turned into some pretty nice wins and once again I felt 'open' and free to play poker like the true donkey I am.

So, you've all heard it before from somewhere I'm sure, I did before my funky 2007 and I didn't heed any of it I just had to figure it out myself.

Here it is again then, from a poker player who is probably not as good as you are.

YOU can make things change, YOU are the key and YOU are the one who must change. Open up your focus and step away from the things that are bringing you down. Focus on yourself and you can accomplish anything you want.

Cheers and have a good weekend!


OH! Poker in my 'hood tonight if anyone wants to come! Drop me a line, you know who you are.

Absentee Landlord

That's how I feel in regards to this blog lately. For the two or three of you who actually enjoy reading my drivel, I am sorry.

I did have a thought this morning in regards to losing and a losing mindset. I've read a few blogs in the last couple of days that are perpetually semi-tilted and frustrated. I do realize that some people have a less rosy outlook than others and that's cool if that's your gig. Some people can vent, get things off their chest and everything is cool again. Others continue to see the worst of situations and keep dragging themselves down.

You must realize that what you are doing is nothing but programming yourself for failure.

I was there last year at this time and you can keep telling yourself over and over again that its just a rut or a downswing or the moon has left the 7th house if you want to. The plain truth is that until you get your head straight, you will keep falling down the path and wonder when the ground is coming.

I'm telling you , you have to reach out for that rock or that tree branch or something. Until you can reprogram your head you'll just keep falling.

"Well gee Dr. skidoo, you make it sound so easy" you say.

Well its not. And I really don't know how to fix it for you.

I can't precisely tell you what did it for me, but I can tell you winning helps. I did some deep thinking, question asking, reading, soul searching, drinking, changing my name ...you name it. I kept trying though.

What helped me was simplifying everything. I gave myself a list of rules to follow and I only played when I could follow the rules. Slowly but surely my confidence recouped, I took pride in small wins which turned into some pretty nice wins and once again I felt 'open' and free to play poker like the true donkey I am.

So, you've all heard it before from somewhere I'm sure, I did before my funky 2007 and I didn't heed any of it I just had to figure it out myself.

Here it is again then, from a poker player who is probably not as good as you are.

YOU can make things change, YOU are the key and YOU are the one who must change. Open up your focus and step away from the things that are bringing you down. Focus on yourself and you can accomplish anything you want.

Cheers and have a good weekend!


OH! Poker in my 'hood tonight if anyone wants to come! Drop me a line, you know who you are.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Weekend Wrap up

Short post, but I'm trying....


I got 18 players to come and play in the 'man pit' Friday night. I really like the structure that I mostly stole from Kaja as it allows a fair amount of play, but didn't seem to last too long.

I busted in 7th or so when I ran a poorly conceived bluff at someone who was incapable of folding. I do believe I remembered my manners though. My big bro cashed in 2nd with Johnny "Dutch Oven" in 3rd and Francase's buddy Matt took the whole thing down. Good times.
We followed up with a little cash game, but my head was fairly clouded by Heineken at that point. I'm pretty sure I spent more time on the back porch smoking a stogie with my brother and shooting the shit with various folks.

Saturday we slept pretty late, then we went to a Cinco de Mayo party in the 'hood for a little bit. We watched the derby and I picked EightBelles to win....I like the filly's. DOH, we spent the next hour or so explaining to the kids why she had to be euthanized.

We weren't in the mood for Mexican, so we ate at a FANTASTIC Italian place up the street. The kids had fresh hand tossed pizza, the wife had her fall-back manicotti, I had a seafood marinara dish with clams, mussels, calamari and shrimp. I can't wait to finish that off tonight. We finished off the kids night by watching Mr Majorium's...blah blah...I was less than impressed.

The wife had to go meet some friends after that, so of course I fired up the poker machine. I ended up taking down a $69 - 45 person while chatting up my brother, then cashing in the $100MTT. I promptly donked off all my winnings and then some..yay me.

Thats it for now kids! See you at the Bodonk tomorrow.

Weekend Wrap up

Short post, but I'm trying....


I got 18 players to come and play in the 'man pit' Friday night. I really like the structure that I mostly stole from Kaja as it allows a fair amount of play, but didn't seem to last too long.

I busted in 7th or so when I ran a poorly conceived bluff at someone who was incapable of folding. I do believe I remembered my manners though. My big bro cashed in 2nd with Johnny "Dutch Oven" in 3rd and Francase's buddy Matt took the whole thing down. Good times.
We followed up with a little cash game, but my head was fairly clouded by Heineken at that point. I'm pretty sure I spent more time on the back porch smoking a stogie with my brother and shooting the shit with various folks.

Saturday we slept pretty late, then we went to a Cinco de Mayo party in the 'hood for a little bit. We watched the derby and I picked EightBelles to win....I like the filly's. DOH, we spent the next hour or so explaining to the kids why she had to be euthanized.

We weren't in the mood for Mexican, so we ate at a FANTASTIC Italian place up the street. The kids had fresh hand tossed pizza, the wife had her fall-back manicotti, I had a seafood marinara dish with clams, mussels, calamari and shrimp. I can't wait to finish that off tonight. We finished off the kids night by watching Mr Majorium's...blah blah...I was less than impressed.

The wife had to go meet some friends after that, so of course I fired up the poker machine. I ended up taking down a $69 - 45 person while chatting up my brother, then cashing in the $100MTT. I promptly donked off all my winnings and then some..yay me.

Thats it for now kids! See you at the Bodonk tomorrow.

Friday, May 02, 2008

PHOD AND Presto is gold!

First hand of a 22+2 SNG.

Presto is gold!

Full Tilt Poker Game #6257410478: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (47625000), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:39:04 ET - 2008/05/02
Seat 2: iam23skidoo (1,500) BB
Seat 9: fingervann (1,500)
Dealt to iam23skidoo [5d 5c]
fingervann raises to 90
iam23skidoo raises to 270 Hell yeah I'm raising presto to a CO steal.
fingervann calls 180
*** FLOP *** [4c 5h 5s] BINGOOOOO DQB!
iam23skidoo checks SET THE TRAP.
fingervann bets 1,230, and is all in DING!
fingervann shows [6h 7s] OESD NO GOOT!
iam23skidoo shows [5d 5c]
*** TURN *** [4c 5h 5s] [8d] STRAIGHT STILL NO GOOT!
*** RIVER *** [4c 5h 5s 8d] [Kc]
fingervann shows a straight, Eight high
iam23skidoo wins the pot (3,015) with four of a kind, Fives


8 PLAYERS LEFT PHOD

Full Tilt Poker Game #6257539673: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (47625000), Table 1 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:02:15 ET - 2008/05/02
Seat 1: Dejan333 (9,710) BB
Seat 2: iam23skidoo (2,975) EP

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iam23skidoo [Jd Qh]
iam23skidoo raises to 480 I have been folding ALOT.
Dejan333 calls 320 Takes nearly all his time.
*** FLOP *** [8d 9d Td] BINGOOOO Straight with the SF DRAW
Dejan333 checks[Qs Js] Deception check LOL.....little does he know.
iam23skidoo bets 1,040
Dejan333 raises to 9,230, and is all in
iam23skidoo calls 1,455, and is all in
*** TURN *** [8d 9d Td] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [8d 9d Td Ac] [Qd] ROOOAOAAAAARRR
Dejan333 shows a straight, Queen high
iam23skidoo shows a straight flush, Queen high
iam23skidoo wins the pot (6,030) with a straight flush, Queen high

I ended up in 2nd :(

PHOD AND Presto is gold!

First hand of a 22+2 SNG.

Presto is gold!

Full Tilt Poker Game #6257410478: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (47625000), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:39:04 ET - 2008/05/02
Seat 2: iam23skidoo (1,500) BB
Seat 9: fingervann (1,500)
Dealt to iam23skidoo [5d 5c]
fingervann raises to 90
iam23skidoo raises to 270 Hell yeah I'm raising presto to a CO steal.
fingervann calls 180
*** FLOP *** [4c 5h 5s] BINGOOOOO DQB!
iam23skidoo checks SET THE TRAP.
fingervann bets 1,230, and is all in DING!
fingervann shows [6h 7s] OESD NO GOOT!
iam23skidoo shows [5d 5c]
*** TURN *** [4c 5h 5s] [8d] STRAIGHT STILL NO GOOT!
*** RIVER *** [4c 5h 5s 8d] [Kc]
fingervann shows a straight, Eight high
iam23skidoo wins the pot (3,015) with four of a kind, Fives


8 PLAYERS LEFT PHOD

Full Tilt Poker Game #6257539673: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (47625000), Table 1 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:02:15 ET - 2008/05/02
Seat 1: Dejan333 (9,710) BB
Seat 2: iam23skidoo (2,975) EP

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iam23skidoo [Jd Qh]
iam23skidoo raises to 480 I have been folding ALOT.
Dejan333 calls 320 Takes nearly all his time.
*** FLOP *** [8d 9d Td] BINGOOOO Straight with the SF DRAW
Dejan333 checks[Qs Js] Deception check LOL.....little does he know.
iam23skidoo bets 1,040
Dejan333 raises to 9,230, and is all in
iam23skidoo calls 1,455, and is all in
*** TURN *** [8d 9d Td] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [8d 9d Td Ac] [Qd] ROOOAOAAAAARRR
Dejan333 shows a straight, Queen high
iam23skidoo shows a straight flush, Queen high
iam23skidoo wins the pot (6,030) with a straight flush, Queen high

I ended up in 2nd :(