wait for it.....
I'm a donk!!!! Who'd a thunk it???
Yeah, I suppose this isn't news to a great deal of you. But I think I am uniquely gifted at giving away money at the poker table. On the plus side I'm a pretty fun guy to be around, especially if I'm facing you at the tables where I just open up my little pockets for you to take what's mine. That said, knowing is half the battle, and I'll keep battling it until i run out of freely spendable income (which may happen VERY soon).
So in that vein, you ATL folks feel free to come get some of my hard earned cash tonight!!
If you didn't already get an e-mail, let me know and I'll send you the particulars.